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Have a good laugh at some dumb blonde jokes!
It can lighten the mood
or enhance a good day.
Why not share with a friend who loves a really stupid short joke:-)
We can't see them getting mad at you! Even if they are a blonde!
Who doesn't enjoy some of the very best in clean humour for free now and again?
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 Joke 1
A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter.
She went to the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter.
The Instructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was already
a pilot for small planes and he could instruct her via radio.
So up the blonde went. She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going smoothly.
She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the Instructor kept talking via radio.
Everything was running smoothly. At 3,000 feet the helicopter suddenly came down
quickly! It skimmed the top of some trees and crash landed in the woods.
The Instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out to see if the blonde was okay.
As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking out.
"What happened?" the Instructor asked. "All was going so well until
you reached 3,000 feet. What happened then?"
"Well," began the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned off the big fan."
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Joke 2
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her.
The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?''
The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!''
The man thinks for a moment and says, ''If I can guess how many
chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?''
The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, ''Okay, but I'll
make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have
in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"
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Joke 3
Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly
swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on
Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.
As a group they decided that one of the party should let go.
If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone
would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.
Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she
would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.
The blondes applauded.
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Joke 4
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain
at a bar
in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes
when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says,
"OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's
physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys
like you who keep women like me from being respected at work
and in my community,
of reaching my full potential as a person...
because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against
not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up,
"You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little fucker on your knee!"
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