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Here are our all time favourite funny birthday quotes!
They are short, sweet sayings perfect for happy birthday wishes
to friends and family. Slip them
in cards or party invitations for
all occasions such as 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th or 60th celebrations
- sisters, brothers, mums, kids, husbands and fathers...The list goes on!
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 "The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once."
- Unknown -
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"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar
haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
- Sam Ewing -
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"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people
who have the most live the longest."
- Larry Lorenzoni -
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"The more you praise and celebrate your life,
the more there is in life to celebrate."
- Oprah Winfrey -
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"Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
- Pope John XXIII -
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"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday
but never remembers her age."
- Robert Frost -
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"Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard,
a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken,
your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part
about you blasted with antiquity?"
- William Shakespeare -
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"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count.
It's the life in your years."
- Abraham Lincoln -
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"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
- Anonymous -
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"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never
remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."
- Ogden Nash -
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