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Here are our all time favourite sms text jokes! Short, Rude and Dirty:)
Don't delay to send them as funny sms messages!
Be aware of the feelings of those you send them. Due to their rude nature
they may offend some...
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 Im @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.
Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample,
they r now doin me 4 taking the piss.
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A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says can any1 make me
feel like a woman b4 i die? So a man takes off his clothes & says iron these!
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What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
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If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas
could I meet U between the holidays?
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3 sisters. ann, jan & fanny all have big feet, ann & jan go on a date,
1 of the boys says "jesus u have big feet "ann replys "u should see our
fannys theyre huge!
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He came 2 me 1 nite...explored my body...licked-sucked-swallowed
& had his fill...wen satisfied he left...I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITO
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Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!
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Last nite i wantd u. needed u so badly dat it hurt. wantd 2 taste u.
i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.
u stupid..PARACETAMOL!
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NEWSFLASH...scientists have made a breakthrough & discovered that the female
gender carry intelligent cells. Unfortunately 95% of them spit it out!
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chicken and egg in bed, chicken has head on pillow smoking.
Egg rolls over pissed off saying "i guess we answered that question"
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