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   Im @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving. Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample, they r now doin me 4 taking the piss.  
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    A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die? So a man takes off his clothes & says iron these!   
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    What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
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  If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
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  3 sisters. ann, jan & fanny all have big feet, ann & jan go on a date, 1 of the boys says "jesus u have big feet "ann replys "u should see our fannys theyre huge!
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  He came 2 me 1 nite...explored my body...licked-sucked-swallowed & had his fill...wen satisfied he left...I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITO
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  Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!
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  Last nite i wantd u. needed u so badly dat it hurt. wantd 2 taste u. i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u. u stupid..PARACETAMOL!

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  NEWSFLASH...scientists have made a breakthrough & discovered that the female gender carry intelligent cells. Unfortunately 95% of them spit it out!
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  chicken and egg in bed, chicken has head on pillow smoking.
Egg rolls over pissed off saying "i guess we answered that question"

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